what if you could pop your eyeballs out of your skull and put another person’s eyeballs in and see what they see but then you realize they see things completely differently and you just want your old eyeballs back but they’re stuck and you can’t get them out and now you have to live with someone else’s eyeballs
i think i’ve just accidentally written an episode of American Horror Story
DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE
Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery
a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves
you dear sir, have changed my life